See, that’s why you will always be my favorite. And actually, I would even give you my home alone dvd if you asked, thing that I don’t see happening, tho. You mean a walk in the park with a kid? But I promise I’ll try my best to learn fast and good. Exactly. We are tasting it all, ‘cause what if the last few drops at the end of the bottle aren’t good? We have to check it all, duh.
It’s kinda why you’re my favourite too. I’d give you my last pickle, but I’d ask you to half it so I can half too, sharing is caring and all that. Wow, I’m honored I’d get that. I mean a walk in the park with a Barakitty like yourself. EASY. If we can master a poopcalypse then we can get you to be classy. Well yeah, but now we seem to be on our last bottle of wine, Jacky. CRISIS.
Really? You’d do that? You know right that it will take ages seeing how I am? Ahah. Badge of alcoholics? Naaah, we are simply tasting the drink to see if they are good, we totally aren’t alcoholics. No, not really, duh.
Of course, I’d even give you the last shirt I had, because that is what BFFs do, duh. It won’t, you have like, the best trainer ever. So it will be a walk in the park! Oh yeah, just tasting it and we end up drinking three bottles. Oops. Nope, not alcoholics in the slightest. Nope. Never.
Well, that’s true. You have class, but we both know that if I lack of something, it’s that, huh. Really? Bless your beautiful soul.
But as your bff of bff’s, I’ll be sure to teach you some class tonight. Of course, of course! You know, we’re gonna have to start wearing the badge of alcoholics soon too. Pff, you have a beautiful soul more.
Let’s pretend to be really, really classy and go with the wine?
I don’t know about you, but class happens to be my middle name. But luckily for you, I’ve got a spare glass right here.
Can I keep you company? Especially in the second one.
The only question being… Vodka or wine?
All I want to do is this: